Cancer

The biggest douche.

Ronald: Did you here Caleb got diagnosed with cancer?
Mcdonald: Yeah, Cancer's such a Douche.

by Default Mate December 13, 2018

Cancer

TikTok

Friend: Wanna film a Tik Tok?
Me: You mean cancer?

by God of Papaya April 14, 2020

Cancer

that bump on my balls

"Whats that on your sack"
"Cancer"

by I nut Buckets October 8, 2023

cancer

being on call with a couple, virtually thirdwheeling

I was on a call with Ava and Nico yesterday, I think I contracted Cancer

by brunchkille October 10, 2023

Cancer

Cancer is an astrology sign, but they all look the same

Person 1 "Hey are you cancer"
Person 2 "No, I have cancer"
Person 1 "Oh, what month were you born"
Person 2 "March"

by Cancerbaby12452 December 30, 2021

apple cancer

either used as an insult or when you eat so many apples that you get cancer

"hey"
"what?"
"your eating to many apples. your gonna get some cancer. you hoe. if you eat too many apples you get Apple cancer."

by dakoka117 December 26, 2019

cancer

usually found in your left toe or found in your relationship with your dad

damn alex be looking a little sus he might have cancer thats gay

by spitfiresenpaicumcream March 19, 2022