Con Bus

A satiric description (based off the movie Con Air) of a public transit bus that seems to be composed solely of convicted felons, drunks, druggies and possibly killers.

"Dude, I caught the Con Bus home after the gym the other day. Half the people were drunk and the other half seemed to be going to a methadone clinic and were talking about beating people up." said Jimmy Ray. "I was scared for my life but you can't show weakness on the Con Bus or you could get rolled"

by archyis March 21, 2009

Retard bus

The shortbus

Alex Where's Joe

Sean He takes the retard bus

by Boogereater69 March 27, 2021

Slumdog Shit Bus

A mode of transport for the poorer person.

'u gettin a taxi into town mate?'

'nah mate i'm poor i'm jumpin on the Slumdog Shit Bus'

by elroys_here April 5, 2010

hop a bus

The Gravian way of saying "catch a bus"

Do you want to hop a bus?

by Dr. Graves February 4, 2015

Magic School Bus

When you take a massive rip out of a bong and the smoke is yellow.

Dude, when Joey ripped that bong he rode the magic school bus.

by Foolish Wizard September 10, 2015

WCA Bus 78

As if the prospect of riding a way overcrowded short bus isn't embarrassing enough already as it is, try riding it with a fat retarded pedophile bus driver who has the motor skills of a toddler and an IQ of 78 himself (which is a very generous estimate). This fat disgusting pile of crap should've just dropped dead when he had that leg surgery or whatever it was that nobody even cared about in the first place. This sad excuse for a human being (also known as Frank) does not know how to drive whatsoever; he should have his license revoked immediately. Driving 45 miles an hour through a residential street and almost getting into an accident at least once a week is good driving to him. Not to mention, he always watches you through the mirror with those creepy pedophile glasses, making it a very awkward ride to and from school, especially if you're a guy since this freak of society is turned on by little boys and secretly wants to molest them in a dark room in his rusted out, windowless trailer where he lives. You can find this piece of garbage at your bus stop 5 minutes too early every morning, holding up traffic and then blaming you for being late in that incomprehensible mumble of his.

Little Johnny walking down the aisle of WCA Bus 78: "Oh no I dropped my pen! Guess I'm gonna have to bend over and pick it up!"

Bus driver immediately jerks his head up and stares through the mirror.

by Telling it as it is November 26, 2010

ON DA BUS

1. to acknowledge that you agree with someone

2. to appreciate someone

Yancy: Did you see Brent with that girl the other day?
Kevin: Na. Sure didn't.
Yancy: Well...that dude on da bus!

Carl hit his first homerun, he on da bus now.

by claybourn January 11, 2008