Lie Burrito

A lie burrito is a lie or many lies (the filling) wrapped in a truth (tortilla) in order to make it palatable to the person or audience for consumption.

The government is feeding us a another lie burrito!

by Oestegato March 24, 2022

Chicken Burrito

When drunk you convinces your partner to take a finger and slip it up your guys butthole so that you will sober up and can go get mexican food after a night of drinking.

Hey, if you let me slip a finger up your butt, I'll drive us to go get chicken burritos afterwards.

by Pete in Texas May 13, 2020

missionary burrito

When you are having missonary sex and you pull out shit in her pussy and continue fucking her

I just can't please my man

Well why don't you give him a missionary burrito

by Kathren_mcrayon17 June 1, 2017

Apology burrito

The ultimate sorry of sorrys: a burrito as a vessel for an apology reserved only for the most dire situations. A tortilla, beans, rice and more as a way to embody the most considerate yet respectful sorry.

Bitch complained that I couldn’t let her sleep so I tossed her an apology burrito.

by BeepBoopMan June 18, 2022

lo mein burrito

A tongue up the butthole

She gave him a lo mein burrito last night.

by HandsomeDickly2678 September 11, 2022

Coachella Burrito

Three white girls in a Snuggie. Is usualy associated with sex, and Starbucks.

" Hey bro, I just had a Coachella Burrito! White girls will do anything for coffee."

by Sixshooterp September 4, 2016

The Burrito Supreme

When you're getting so horny that you cut a burrito in half and fuck the burrito while inside a vagina/butthole.

Person: Dude were you at the orgy at Taco Bell last night?

Person 2: Yes bro it was so crazy I gave this girl The Burrito Supreme

by NippleChan69 August 31, 2018