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Banchelord

The superior being of all circumstances, without surpassing god.
James is the banchelord of weed being baked and getting box.
by Dill Whitman November 10, 2016
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benchority

When you have a larger bench press max then someone, you are in control of them.
Dude 1: "Hey,you going down to the Fetty Factory to test your bench."
Dude 2: "Haha yea give me a massage, BENCHORITY!"
by Stockingstuffer78 December 28, 2016
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banchin

"I got my new car today."

"Wow man that's banchin!"
by banchin February 7, 2017
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Benchwarmer

Somebody who hasn't reached any "bases" yet, somebody who has been single their whole life or is currently single
"Bob is a benchwarmer... He hasn't even gotten to first base yet!"
by ALonelyKea June 8, 2017
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Bench penis

When you have to bench your penis because your such a player.
I get too much vag I need to bench penis
by erpfeljbfgpfdfu July 27, 2017
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binch

A binch is just a male bully.

Like any bully, he won't lay off until you stand up to him.

Like any classic bully, he thinks he's tough until his victim fights back. When a victim successfully fights back, the classy bully's demeanor turns from wannabe tough to whiny crybaby. i.e. - a classic binch

And we've come full circle.
A male bully is a binch.

Male bullies typically attack you behind your back, trying to ruin your reputation with others. That's their favorite tactic. More confrontational bullies will also attack you openly, in your face.

As with any bully, you cannot appease the binch by turning the other cheek, being passive, letting it go, etc. Those passive behaviors show weakness, which attracts bullies to attack you more.

There is no way to humor a bully for very long.

There will be no end the attacks and bullying, until you stand up to the bully, or permanently leave. Though often they won't let you leave until after you've stood up to them.

Since binches are just male bullies, they are like any other bully. Once you realize that, you know who you're dealing with.
by sraavo October 20, 2017
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benchbuddy

the best buddy you can find, the kind of friend that's always there for you and even though the two of you may suck, you suck together

like a bench warmer, only better
Wow, who's that sitting over there? Must be a benchbuddy .
Great job, I knew you could do it, benchbuddy !
by girlwiththefood October 29, 2017
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