boardchow

the stuff that comes out of Robzilla's ass

Crap, Robz is eating his boardchow again.

by Anon. April 9, 2003

board monkey

Someone who spends so much time cruising the boards, that after making 10,000 posts, accidentally says something worthwhile.

"I HAVE 12,384 POSTS!! I are pwn Joo! I wonder why no one likes me?"

reply "Here's your sign, board monkey"

by Will of Stone February 5, 2004

board unwarper

The machine that unwarps gnarled boards. Alan, lord of all dumbasses, quested for it for 10 whole minutes, until he was told to go sit down.

Whure's thuh board unwarper Teacher???

by bzm June 3, 2004

BoardStein

A post-post-harcore Band consisting of 5 members: TJ(lead Vocals),Max(guitar 1/backing Vocals),Eddie(guitar 2/backing Vocals),Cory(drums/backing Vocals) and Raymond(bass). Formed in möllenbeck, Rinteln, Germany in 2006, they are due 2 release there first album: begining
in Blood in the summer of 2006.

Wow have u heard the new BoardStein Album it's amazin!

by TeeJay2 August 28, 2008

board waxing

the removal of hair from the pubic area, esp. by another party

Hey, Rebecca, let's go back to your dorm for some board waxing, things are getting a little messy down there.

by Devinbam January 1, 2008

board riot

A common event where Vesti board users spam the boards with threads related to one topic. Insidera usually change thier icons to suit it.

TehVestiUser117: Hey, did anyone remember the Pokemon riot two days ago?

InsiderGuy: Yeah, I changed my icon to Charizard during that board riot.

by Nicholas.Y January 11, 2008

Board Slave

Someone who seems to be possessed, and can not stop skateboarding for thier own good.

Ex. "John broke his leg yesterday, but i think he was trying to skate again today... wat a board slave."

by Takun123 March 14, 2010