Boston is the gayest guy you’ll ever meet he looks like paranormins best friend he’s only good at one sport he’s always alone and is definently gonna be homeless and he is definitely not tracer he also will usually look like broccoli and hesperigus
by Flip phones boo December 7, 2018
Get the Bostonmug. A soft Boston is when you stick your flaccid penis into a Boston cream pie that has been microwaved for 15-30 seconds (or to preferred temperature) and then utilizes it as a flesh light.
by Macaroniplug September 21, 2023
Get the Soft Bostonmug. Let’s go to Boston!
by go cry about it January 14, 2025
Get the Bostonmug. by Oinklet August 6, 2022
Get the Boston Cream Donut Holemug. The act of pooping and hollowing out the poop. After doing this a man ejaculates into the hollowed out poop, filling it up all the way. The man closes up the poop and freezes it. A few hours later the man will put the poop inside of a woman's vagina until it gets soft and warm (like a cookie). The couple will then slice open the poop, let the cum ooze out and (if they feel like it) eat it, dipping the poop in the cum.
Boy: "Hi Cindy, what're you doing on Friday night?"
Girl: "Not much. What are you doing?"
Boy: "Not sure. I might just stay home and masturbate."
Girl: "Well if you're in the mood, wanna come over and make a Tallahassee Boston Cream with me?"
Boy: "Hell yeah! I've always wanted to try one of those, I hear they're really good!"
Girl: "Not much. What are you doing?"
Boy: "Not sure. I might just stay home and masturbate."
Girl: "Well if you're in the mood, wanna come over and make a Tallahassee Boston Cream with me?"
Boy: "Hell yeah! I've always wanted to try one of those, I hear they're really good!"
by WackyWaffleWonder May 26, 2018
Get the Tallahassee Boston Creammug. Them: yo they look like a freak.
Me: no joke. I gave em a Boston Cream Doughnut last week
Them: oh shit
Me: no joke. I gave em a Boston Cream Doughnut last week
Them: oh shit
by OzMuskratt January 2, 2022
Get the Boston Cream Doughnutmug. Friend one: “my buddy keeps scrungling me every time he sees me.”
Friend two: “oh, he’s a Boston scrungler..”
Friend two: “oh, he’s a Boston scrungler..”
by Scroodlee October 4, 2023
Get the Boston scrunglermug.