Skibidi Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blowjob and/or blumpkin from someone who’s whole body (excluding head) is inside of a toilet

Dude that skibidi blumpkin I got the other day from Justin was fucking awesome!

by mary-white12 June 3, 2024

Rhode Island blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin while performing an upper decker (making a bowel movement into the water tank of a toilet) while the performer of the blumpkin is also having a bowel movement into the toilet

That rhode Island blumpkin was so smelly

by anonymous March 4, 2023

Chad oilfield blumpkin

When a gay flowback hand goes and takes a shit in a porta shitter on location and his gay boyfriend comes over and gives him head while he’s taking a shit.

My gay lover gave me a Chad oilfield blumpkin yesterday and I nutted so fast.

by Big Chad February 28, 2025

accidental reverse blumpkin

A female is sitting on the toilet as her male lover is exiting the shower that she had occupied only moments ago. She had a turtle head poking its unruly neck out due to the deep dicking she had received in the shower prior to this. As the male passes the female she gobbles down his penis in the heat of passion they were still clearly still in. This is something that is in general unplanned and considered highly taboo. However, the two people had in fact not only been in the act of the reverse blumpkin but, had done so accidentally. Hence the accidental reverse blumpkin. The two never spoke of it again. Both feeling ashamed of committing such a perverted act.

I bet they didn't see that accidental reverse blumpkin coming before they hopped in the shower like a couple of wild dogs in heat. Its ok, Jesus still loves them....

by madmike135 July 30, 2018

royal Blumpkin

Recieving a blumpkin (Oral sex while your shitting) while having a buttplug plugged in. To count as a succesfull royal blumpkin, the force from behind should be strong enough to eject the plug. bonus points if you recieve poseidons kiss after it

I tried giving him a royal Blumpkin but he didnt shit hard enough. ill give him laxatives next time.

by MUNTMEISTER3000 January 10, 2025

Blue Collar Blumpkin

A sex act in which an individual receives a blowjob while defecting in a porta potty on a job site.

The union guarantees us two 15-minute breaks per shift; I typically use one for a cigarette and the other for a Blue Collar Blumpkin.

by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025

North Korean Blumpkin

When your partner is cosplaying as a character from any source of media while you get a blumpkin from them. While getting the Blumpkin, you scroll through your phone looking at rule 34 of that character their cosplaying.

"do the jenny mod." north Korean blumpkin

by iloveblumpkin1234567890 May 18, 2025