fecal blinded

The act of dehydrating fecal matter, grindinging it into fine powder and then blowing it into one's eyes

Guy 1: blows the powder into ones eyes
Guy 2: what the fuck bro?
Guy 1: you just got fecal blinded by the fecal fucking blinders

by BungusFlungus April 29, 2024

Beauty blind

When you think you're attractive/ good looking but in reality you aren’t

Mataya is beauty blind

by Colemole12 August 7, 2021

Child blind

When parents are so used to being around their children, they no longer recognize how gross and annoying they are.

Did you see little Charlie double dipping in the queso at the BBQ?
Oh yeah, his mom is totally child blind.

by Thorgodofthunder93 May 14, 2023

Luster Blind

Being unable to identify shiny colors, thinks silver is gray, gold is yellow.

Dave said the car was gray when it really was silver, he admits to being "luster blind."

by Confused1959 March 4, 2014

side-blind

(Used of drivers) driving on either side of the road, thus violating traffic rules and posing a threat to other drivers and pedestrians.

Traffic police must issue tickets to side-blind drivers.

by uttam maharjan September 13, 2010

Blind awake

Your girlfriend or wife is sleeping and hasn't put out for days and your nut butter is dripping from the tip so you beat it li,e it owes you money a and blow your man milk in her face and cover her eyes while she sleeps and when she wakes up she can't open her eyes cause the gym has dryed

I fixed the wife up good I made sure I gave her a good blind awake so when she woke up walked right I to a wall.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

A blind tool bag

Brett Mattson

Damn that brett guy is a blind tool bag

by Kam1098 June 5, 2017