dutch opening

When in the Dutch oven, someone lifts up the blanket to let some fresh air in. Often followed by another round of suffocating, rancid farts.

I thought the Dutch oven incident was over but it turned out it was just a Dutch opening

by Dellamia September 6, 2017

Open Seating

Mooning, intentional or otherwise

When the bagpiper's skirt blew up, I could see his open seating.

by Queen of all Good Things July 28, 2009

An Open Book

A statement Chronic Cheating Pathological Liars with multiple personalities use to gain the trust of others professionally and romantically by giving the impression that they have nothing to hide in any chapter of their lives. They often use this reference right away on a first or second encounter to set the stage and lend credibility when things just aren't adding up down the road. They may busy covering up major amounts of bullshit they produce in every direction but if they have someone convinced they are an open book then it's smooth sailing until proven otherwise beyond a shadow of a doubt. To avoid any of this if you are ever in the presence of someone claiming to be a"an open book", kick then in the balls as hard as you can and abruptly leave them screaming in agony.

"You can ask me anything, for I am an open book"

by Thrives on non$en$e September 15, 2022

A Mercury And Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.

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A Mercury And Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.

by InterpersonalCommunication March 5, 2025

Open Eyed Blowjob

Originally pioneered in the foothills of Park City, Utah.

This occurs when you bring a girl back to your chalet and request a blowjob but with her eyes open.

If her eyes do not remain open start to finish, she will have to start over.

Me: Lauren, can we do a blowjob tonight I am tired.
Lauren: Sure, sounds fun!

Me: Pokes her in the head, "Hey, open your eyes. This is an open eyed activity (open eyed blowjob).

Similar to "Open your Ojos but that is south of the American boarder style."

by WorldStarTraveler March 17, 2025

The Cincinnati Open

On their back and blacked out.

We were doing the Cincinnati Open when suddenly they came too and kicked me in the nards.

by DrDingleGinger August 14, 2025

Opened the ham

A phrase that can be used upon unexpectedly smelling an anonymous fart smell to investigate who the culprit is.

Colin : Eeeeeeeeew!!!!! Who's opened the ham? Was it you you dirty little rotter? That's rank that is.

Bouncer : I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave sir, and advise sir that sir is no longer welcome in this establishment.

by Pourl January 15, 2008