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Brandon

Look at that brandon
by maiwand December 29, 2023
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Brandon is the kind of guy that is quiet but not shy. He hangs out with a bunch of friends but he doesn't make his presence known like the others. With good-ish sense of style, and shoes that belong in 2021, you'll probably hear him talking about drake; or a sport that he is obsessed with. Brandon is normally blonde with blue eyes. He tends to study people a lot by watching conversations nearby unravel. Brandon also has a short attention span, so to expand it, he fiddles with his hands and ALL over his papers.
Girl 1: Brandon is sooo hot!
Girl 2: I wanna marry Brandon one day...
Guy 1: Wtf
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Brandon has the biggest piece of meat you will ever see.
As soon as you lock eyes with that huge piece of steak you will be mesmerised squirting everywhere
Last night I accidentally looked at Brandon, it was soaked
by John Lismore February 23, 2024
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A derogatory term for any random, sketchy bloke. Can also be pluralised to refer to a collection of sketchy rando’s.
Hey check out fucken brandon over there in the baking aisle, what do you reckon old mate's makin’ with all that whipped cream?
by Loxastic October 19, 2024
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someone who loves to say slurs
a fucking nerd who happens to commit hate crimes but lowkey fine shyt

occasionally glazes individuals with the name kaeleigh
"wow brandon is retarded"
by feinfeinfeinfeinfeinfein November 24, 2024
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A man with so much potential that has yet been realized.
"Just give Brandon some time, he'll make it eventually".
by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024
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A clean looking Lebanese with Hella sty and flow, he is loaded beyond money, and drops loads on corner store employees. He has a pet dog named Ricky, and has a trained monkey named josh who is obsessed with his orangutang. Overall Brandon is the funniest person in the room always willing to give up a buck to see that thang droop.
That nigga Brandon just fucked my orangutang but hes got sty so ill let it slide.
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