Het-Blind

also known as Homo-Vision, Heterosexuality Blindness, Every-Character-Is-Gay Syndrome, or HeteroBlind.

where one (usually a teenager doing harmless headcanons) thinks literally every character is gay. it does no harm to literally anyone aside from heteronormative people who get mad at lgbtq+ teens for headcanoning characters.

Tldr; "no character is heterosexual if i get ahold of them"
Rando 1: OMG literally not everyone is gay in media youre fucking delusional.

Someone doing harmless activities: sorry bru im Het-Blind...
by fox fox April 23, 2024
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fee blind

A person who orders take out from an app (ie DoorDash, instacart, instaeats, etc) without realizing that there are fees that the company screws you with including the hidden ones where they inflate the food prices.
Sandrita had a craving for Panda Express and wanted it delivered for ease and comfort but was fee blind to the fact that the kung pao chicken costs extra and that there’s delivery fees hidden in the food despite them saying “Free Delivery”
by Bojizzle2 February 14, 2024
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Wanked-Blind

"I locked myself out, proper wanked myself blind."

"Craig I'm sorry I slept with your girl friend, boy I wanked you blind."
"Iv been wanked-blind by this parking ticket."
by Ketty Walsh December 11, 2017
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blind sniper

Blind Sniper is the act of when a man ejaculates he stands back 6ft closes his eyes and aims for the face
It’s well known that I’m the best damn blind sniper the country has ever seen (pun intended)
by Bigmac2505 March 11, 2019
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NO WORDS NEEDED USING THIS CARD IS BLINDING TO THE OPPONENT
WELL AT LEAST I GOT GOOD SHOULDERS
"EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT"
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blinding stew

Stew that blinds people for 24 hours, One day blinding stew that you feed to your children to stop them biting hair by blinding them for a day.
Dave: "my daughter is biting my hair what do I do?"
Lynda, Georgia, Rebecca, rei, and lizzy: "feed her blinding stew that makes her blind for 1 day"
by Marshywanderer March 01, 2025
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blind hate

A kind of hate towards a person/a group of people that comes from stereotypes about personal preferences rather than the person’s actual personality or actions.
Person 1: F*cking hell. I hate RosyClozy so much.
Person 2: Why do you hate her? She actually makes really good and entertaining videos, and she’s never had any real controversies. You can check out her channel and take a look.
Person 1: She’s a goddamn GachaTuber. That’s f*cking cringe.
Person 2: Is that the only reason you hate her? That doesn’t seem enough to support your opinion.
Person 1: I don’t care if she makes good stuff. As long as she remains being one, I. Still. Hate. Her.
Person 2: Good luck with your **blind hate**, asshole. Sure, you may have a father, but your behavior says the otherwise.
by An Unpopular Gacha Kid January 06, 2024
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