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austin morris 

best fucking minecraft player, absolute chad, bad ass mother fucker, daddu chill
austin morris is the daddy of all chads

Austin Friars 

The term given to one of the worst secondary schools in the north of England, according to recent research everybody their is imbred. Except a few decent people
Normal kid#1: OMG!!! did you know he goes to Austin Friars?

Nomal kid#2: Ahahaha, I bet he's a fag

Austin Schmidt 

An absolutely amazing person, he loves to play videogames and he can be very antisocial, but when you get him talking and joking around: good luck stopping him. He's very talented when it comes to photography and film making and he will most definitely be a famous film maker someday(: He loves to joke about inappropriate things and he acts like he's sexist quite often. He doesn't open up to many people, but he doesn't give a fuck about what people think or say about him. Austin is unusally talented in debating, it is very hard to win an argument with him. He likes to skype his friends, and watch videos on youtube. He is amazing in bed and a phenomenal kisser. Austin Schmidt is an amazing man and I love him with all of my heart.
Said to give an example that included Austin Schmidt...I am in love with Austin Schmidt and I want to spend the rest of my life with Austin Schmidt!(:

Austin, TX 

The armpit of Texas.
Also known for being a hippie hangout, and a place to go for good BBQ.

Longhorns are frequently seen there, drunk and fighting.
Boss: You are being re-assigned to Austin, TX.

Employee: Hell no! Any place but Austin! I quit!
Austin, TX by Z March 12, 2004

Austin, TX 

The ATX, Hip-Hop capital of the world. Nigga
Im gonna hit up the ATX and bounce with my niggas
Austin, TX by Onetime fool March 7, 2004

Austin Rea 

Blonde haired, sexy male with blue eyes and a huge wiener, yes..wiener. AND he is super awesome and basically the most amazing person ever even more amazing than you since you trolled and took the time to search him up, instead send him a picture of your tits if you're a girl.
That guy's penis reminded me of Austin Rea!
Austin Rea by TheManHimself78 July 26, 2011