anal genocide

n. an attack on the anal cavity of a person, in which said attack would make said cavity resemble an area of land on which genocide has recently occurred.

Doctor: Did you recently try anal sex?
Patient: Perhaps.
Doctor: Alright lemme see your butt.
*Patient drops pants*
Doctor: Damn nigga! It looks like anal genocide up in this bitch.

by TheBrownBandit April 4, 2014

Anal Heave

Similar to vomit dry reaching, but from your arse when you've got diarrhoea.

When you've shat so much, that there's nothing left... But the contractions of diarrhoea keep going regardless.....that's moment of dry reaching from your rectum is an Anal Heave.

by Dic.Twister May 11, 2014

anal blink

When you try to poop out the whole turd, but your butthole clenches up against your will and cuts the beautiful monster that could have been in half.

I ate the entire 24 OZ porterhouse and was looking forward to the magnificent Godzilla turd that would follow, but halfway through its birth I got an anal blink and cut it in half.

by BaconRainey October 16, 2014

Anal Sparge

The act of inserting a pipe in someones anus, then proceeding to blow into the pipe.

"Ron, your mom was into some kinky shit, she wanted me to anal sparge her!"

by thedocker54 April 30, 2014

anal vacuum

the act of sucking ones asshole until either a fart or feces comes out.

Jim gave me an anal vacuum last night and it cleared my constipation

by yourmothersuterus69 June 7, 2014

Anal Clairvoyance

While in mid fart, the ability to cease and desist immediately on sensing the oncoming of the shart.

If it wasn't for my anal clairvoyance, I would have shit down both legs just now.

by Itchyasisaur June 9, 2014

anal spitter

This is when someone cums in another persons ass and then they fart the cum out.

anal spitter- oops I farted

by Rbomb04 September 2, 2014