by MinistryOfDEW November 26, 2021

Karen's mate. Ian has to jump when she says jump, or else. Ian washes her mini van, shovels her drive, brings her dinner. Ian holds her purse and baby as she complains to managers at Wal-Mart. An Ian never kicks Karen's hornets nest. Ian knows better.
by Bama Wins! 80 December 7, 2021

by Ilovetorchwoods123 May 22, 2019

Ian V is the one and only descendant from the Russian lord tachanka. Ian V is a sex god getting all the ladies and guys. If you have fucked an Ian V you are the luckiest person alive as he only goes into those who are worthy of his mass destruction. Ian V also has the ultimate power to unleash a girls fluids, when he does this power all girls withing a 10KM radius let out a Niagra Falls worth of body fluids.
Girl 1: "I fucked an Ian V!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god, you lucky girl how did it feel."
Girl 1: "He destroyed my insides đ"
Girl 2: "Oh my god, you lucky girl how did it feel."
Girl 1: "He destroyed my insides đ"
by iouwadkhiawugeyhjkhwaiuegjhwa October 27, 2020

by WetSock_69 July 12, 2023

The biggest of littlest bitches that cant mind their own business. That annoy the shit out of you but still expect you to want to talk to you. He is a little bitch. Not funny. Smart but in a mediocre way. Did I mention he is a little bitch?
by Bonk789987 February 5, 2020

by offeringjaba May 29, 2019
