Tyksakken Albert

A fat person that strives to always be the best in class, while at the same time being an utter faggot. He likes to eat shit on the daily and feed his shit to chickens on his retarded farm.

Did you remember when Simon would always correct you in class he was just like Tyksakken Albert

by LordBendtner.com December 20, 2023

Gunnar Albert

Gunnar Albert is a smart handsome man. He is more handsome than other Gunnar's, Gunnar Albert stands out! He is probably from Sunnmøre

Who is that guy?
Gunnar Albert!!
DAAAMN

by CrazyOldenGirlZZZ March 20, 2024

Fat Albert

a chocolate milkshake that’s been roofied

He tried to give her a Fat Albert because he’s got no game

by hermaphrodisiac December 15, 2024

Pulled an Alberts

Returned to working out at the gym too hard and too soon after surgery.

My boyfriend pulled an Alberts and burst his appendix. Now we can't have sex for a month.

by pdiddy420 May 17, 2011

izzy and alberto

a perfect couple that care for eachother and can understand each others limits, interests and goals. they are soulmates in every way and fit together like a puzzle piece. im so happy that they are together and i will throw hands if someone ever messes up their relationship

izzy and alberto are the best couple!! #couplegoals

by soap 🤯🍷🚨🍷🚨🤞🏻🍷🚨 May 2, 2021

the_duck_albert

The_duck_albert is an nice tall person who cares about people but when you ask him a question he’ll give you the truth and what he thinks really nice guy AND HE IS REALLY FUNNY ISTG/pos

the_duck_albert?

by Mars? April 5, 2022

the mckenna alderman

(v.) when a female strips her pants off (while lights are on) as she crawls into bed with her drunken pray

best friend #1: damn i just pulled the mckenna alderman

best friend #2: no way! what did he do?!
best friend #1: he said “damn ok then” and took his off too

by anonymous April 10, 2023