Adam porter

Does nothing but play Lego among us Pokemon go reddit

You are such an Adam Porter

by Ur mum is in my bum November 2, 2020

Adam Ning

Most annoying K-Pop Idol.

Adam Ning is so fricking annoying. He probably made Justin Liu and Alex Hu kill themselves.

by rhns May 24, 2021

adam thompson

A cool and outstanding person that follows all lows

Adam thompson Is amazing

by Adam Thompson February 19, 2018

Adam Ritter

Alternatively, the Adam Ritter can also be something to brag about. In fact many boys and men record, post, and compare their Adam Ritters in competition with one another with the largest recorded Adam Ritter from a female weighs 22 pounds and measures 28 inches and was produced from none other than Queen Elizabeth herself. However, this does not hold a candle to the largest Adam Ritter produced by a Male which weighed in at over 100 Katie Courics- Courics for short. A Couric is the standard measurement for Adam Ritters- one Couric weighs approximately 2.5 lbs. This massive 250-pound turd was produced anonymously and found via satellite on a deserted island in the Central Atlantic Ocean between New Guinea and Howland Island in the late 1930s. This Wonder of the world can be found at the Smithsonian between the T-Rex and Megalodon exhibits. It has its own room because it contains a slight gravitational pull due to its sheer mass. Conspiracy Theorists believe that the victim was actually engulfed by the massive Adam Ritter and is still trapped inside while some women believe that this was Amelia Earhart's last effort to signal a rescue plane before she died.

"I just completely brutalized that toilet with my massive Adam-ic Ritter Bomb, comparable to Hiroshima and Nagasaki."

Woman: "I thought my boyfriend and I were having an unplanned pregnancy, so you can only imagine my surprise when I birthed a beautiful 7 pound 7 ounce Adam Ritter Right into the hands of the Doctor. In doing so, I not only dodged a bullet with a baby but also recorded a new personal best poop with my new Adam Ritter which the doctors allowed us to keep and is now my prized possession paperweight at my work."

by Tippy Top G January 23, 2023

adam whalley

A Jewish boy with a tiny penis.

His is as tiny as Adam Whalley's!

by aassdddff November 9, 2010

adam black

A PEAAK Award nominee. Literally so sexy. Talented actor and filmmaker. “Adam Black is my dad” is a commonly used phrase and even worn on clothing.

Everyone wants to be like Adam Black
Adam Black is my dad
Did you see The Wizard Of Oz? The lion was great!

by Adam Black Fan Club May 9, 2020

Adam Greer

Adam Greer is the type of man to be someone’s master. He probably stumbles down stairs and plays off his embarrassments to impress underage women. He may even go as far to say what a wonderful day it is. Ahhhhhhbh

That was such and Adam Greer move

by daddyeddiesbabymomma October 4, 2023