A Wellness Bitch is a phony person who is “passionate” about “holistic” health and wellness. Fat or thin, but all eating dis-ordered if they don’t have one of the FIVE official Eating Disorders, they regurgitate marketing talking points in a cultish manner so as to elevate their own sense of self and appear pure and ”good” while they binge on “bad” foods.
Kathy is such a wellness bitch, she won't go to Shake Shack because they don't have gluten free buns.
by Joan Breibart September 8, 2024
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by Moose97 September 24, 2017
Get the Wellness Apartmentsmug. If you see this Wells, we are talking about you. :)
by CrackerRatato December 5, 2023
Get the Wellsmug. by Ttt61 October 8, 2020
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