Alabama Meatball

An Alabama Meatball is the result of when a person consumes a large quantity of human hair and fecal matter, and then regurgitates the mixture in a rough, spherical shape.

No ma, I wont be needin' supper. My boyfriend whipped me up a couple Alabama Meatballs.

by Captain Virginia March 11, 2014

alabama wind pipe

The act of taking a shit down you partners throat, and have her.. (or him) gasping for air, then clearing it by sticking an air compressor half way up his or herass. And completely obliterating the massive shit you just lodged in your partners throat.

Tyler: Hey bro last night was insane! I totally Alabama wind piped that slut, thanks for letting me borrow your dad's air compressor last night.
John: No problem man, just clean it before you return it.

by Nigger Gadget June 24, 2017

alabamaed

Losing to Clemson by 4 touchdowns despite being the worlds best college football team

Did you see the national championship game. They really alabamaed

by Tigers81 January 9, 2019

Alabama

Aka yeehaw county. If you live in Alabama, you’re probably fucking your cousin

Person 1: hey you look good today
Person 2: stop we’re cousins
Person 1: but we live in Alabama

Person 2: oh ok

by C’mon dude it was one time October 23, 2019

The Order of The Alabaster Parakeet

A secret society, similar (but not related to) the Freemasons. Founded by Richmond M M Swigberry-Smythe II Esq in 1915, this society spread rom a select few English nobility to several different cultures across the world. The Order is now non-denominational, and promotes open-mindedness, practise of the arts, and the wearing of ridiculous clothes. The Order is known for wearing fez (one well-known former member is the famous British magician/comedian Tommy Cooper), one of its most prestigious awards is the Glass Fez of Swigberry Smythe.

by Thelonius Groinberg September 16, 2003

Alabama

A paradise were you can fuck your cousin or sister.

I just been to Alabama and I had the time with my sister. Meaning I fucked her right in the anal like my cousin.

by christiandefinitions February 9, 2019

Alabama souffle

The not-so-distant cousin of the Alabama Hotpocket in which you fart into your partner's vagina.

I was gonna give her an Alabama hotpocket but I had Mexican food the night before so all I could manage was an Alabama souffle

by ScottSpork November 11, 2010