eat the mouse

To be stupid, dumb, unintelligent, or unaware. Best used as an accusation

Past tense: “ate the mouse”

“bro how did you not know that she went to our school? you ate the mouse fr.”
“i knew! i swear i didn’t eat the mouse”

by slumpchump March 31, 2024

Behemoth OfO Hellstrom

Behemoth <Allison America Beatrizu Christina Dennisse Robles`~`=Minnie Mouse> OfO Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles {Messenger Add Oak}=Mickey Mouse>

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

Goddamnit hun, close the bathroom door! The dogs got a used cooch mouse again.

by Teh Moose February 8, 2017

A demon known for kidnapping children and beating them until they the cried infinitely.

by Scroodle March 18, 2021

an insult used for less prestigious tournaments in football

person 1: did you hear how this team won that trophy

person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy

Staining the bed sheets from the woman cumming so hard, it forms a mickey mouse shape

I fucked her so hard last night she left mickey mouse stains behind!

by ry1of6 August 28, 2018

To put someone’s balls on top of someone’s head making it look like mickey mouses ears

by Mydog8725 May 2, 2019