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jacob austin

Sexy, Beutiful, and super sexy.
Smart and cool too
But unable to get a girlfriend...
EVER
by Liliana Pizano December 7, 2016
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Jacob ogdenitus

A health condition in which a males penis reverses inside itself
Dude I’ve just been to the doctors and found out I’ve got Jacob ogdenitus, my poor penis is inside out
by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020
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jacob macaroni

a short skinny dark haired male with fuckboy additudes and gay ass haircuts. also pretends to be depressed
by dickboi42084 December 30, 2019
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lily + jacob

They are the best couple people ooks at them as the mum and dad of the group they tend to not take anything too seriously and just giggle at everything. Although when they need to be they can be very serious but, they dont let the serious situations go on for too long. They also never argue just bicker! Its the best relationship you could want. Jacob doesnt realise how attractive he is but lily is there to remind him that he is.Honestly couldnt get a better relationship. Jacob is also really protective and stops Lily from getting in bad situations
lily + jacob =<3
by coolestplayer July 27, 2021
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Jacob Aids

Jacob Aids is a terrible disease that one person can get when they realize there crush is gay. Jacob Aids symptoms are very different, but the number one effect is that the one who has caught the disease gets R.E.K.T. ( Rare Existential Killer Tuberculosis). But the advanced form of Jacob Aids is Jesus Aids
Bro1, lilly is gay
Bro2, damn I now have Jacob Aids
by Reeeeeeeeeeeeee6969696969 February 25, 2022
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Jacob graves

A fat ass who thinks he is Batman but he is tentacles2766
by I am the Batman July 25, 2023
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Jacob Mungai

The best person in the world. A very sexy boy with a great personality. Gets all the birds and is extremely athletic and charismatic.
Bird: Jacob Mungai is such a sexy lad.
by Adam Case November 22, 2021
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