The act of laying or sitting on the floor either alone or with friends. Often used to destress and chill out. Usually an unplanned event and is triggered by one person laying or sitting down and others joining.
"Why are all of you on the floor, there are chairs right there"
"We're having Floor Time right now."
"We're having Floor Time right now."
by Girlygirlwithagirlysecret February 23, 2025
Get the Floor Timemug. by Trix master March 16, 2017
Get the throwing the cards on the floormug. by Johans in the air January 29, 2024
Get the Floor canonmug. Floor Jam (noun):
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
Example sentence:
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
by P73 Fox May 31, 2025
Get the Floor Jammug. When someone fills the bed of their truck up with trash and other unwanted items, goes to a desolate back road, drops the tail gate and floors the gas pedal driving erratically until the truck bed is free of all trash
by 23zx June 28, 2023
Get the Backroad floor jobmug. by afhsfloorwhore May 18, 2022
Get the floor whoremug. <.7.9.7.6.>Any 100% Of The Drum Roll For The LicquorsI Missed, SPilling Onto The Floor Before Engaging With It<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Any 100% Of The Drum Roll For The LicquorsI Missed, SPilling Onto The Floor Before Engaging With It<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Any 100% Of The Drum Roll For The LicquorsI Missed, SPilling Onto The Floor Before Engaging With It<.7.9.7.6.>mug.