by obama_prism November 5, 2019
Get the nigga chinese dipmug. Noun, used to describe something that is never used and simply takes up space, since the stereotypical Chinese person drives without using turn signals.
by Dragomir Andreyevich April 3, 2009
Get the Chinese Turn Signalmug. When two people in a sexual relationship insert their fingers/fist into each other's assholes while in a 69 position.
Guy 1: How'd it go with you and Becky last night?
Guy 2: We were great until she wanted to do the Chinese finger trap.
Guy 2: We were great until she wanted to do the Chinese finger trap.
by f1ngerblaster December 4, 2018
Get the Chinese Finger Trapmug. when you throw someone down, jump on the stomach, pin their arms under your knees, and poke vigurously on their forehead and sternum.
by Jahamid111 October 19, 2009
Get the chinese poke torturemug. a man of oriental background with a white beard, one suspicous looking eye and a cane that looks like it was bend several times and still supports his weight. they are also known to have a mastery in fung-fu and most importantly; they know the secrets of the universe.
Frank met an old chinese dude today and he was never seen again.
I threw a can at this guy and yelled at him...little did i know that he was an old chinese man...the can still resides in my rectum.
I threw a can at this guy and yelled at him...little did i know that he was an old chinese man...the can still resides in my rectum.
by one who knows too little December 17, 2004
Get the old chinese dudemug. Noun: While fucking your woman in the ass you stick your hand up her pussy and go all the way up till you feel your dick, then you start wacking yourself off through her pussy.
Bob: So how was your date with Vicki last night.
Johnny: Could you believe that riding the Chinese Row Boat was better than the actuall sex.
Johnny: Could you believe that riding the Chinese Row Boat was better than the actuall sex.
by S to the G August 29, 2008
Get the Chinese Row Boatmug. The act of coating ones fingers with copious amounts of tabasco sauce and then secretly and surreptitiously inserting them into your asian lover's anus.
Yuki wanted Brian to take her back to his apartment for wild sex. She turned around, with her back facing Brian, in order to get into position. All of a sudden her eyes got completely wide as she felt a sharp burning sensation inside her buttocks. She turned around to find a deviant Brian smiling devilishly at her. Little did she know that Brian had craftily administered and executed the perfect Chinese Eye Changer.
by magnumdefense January 28, 2013
Get the Chinese Eye Changermug.