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Cancerous

When something is sooo good, yet bad at the same time. Or something being sooo good, but having a bad outcome.

This tv show is cancerous. It’s so good that i couldn’t peel myself away! I literally did nothing all weekend, willingly ignoring all chores, because prying myself away from it, even for a few minutes, was just too unbearable.

This tv show is so cancerous! Its so terrible, that it makes it good.

This cake is so cancerous because I want to eat the entire thing! But I shouldn’t. But totally could.

This cigarette is cancerous as heck! Its so addicting and good that i cant stop. And its so bad, because its LITERALLY cancerous! 🤯
That tv show is cancerous!

This cake is cancerous!
These cigarettes are cancerous.
by Bit€hBeeHunny November 7, 2022
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cancer i munden

When Rasmus has a bad day and his teeth hurts.
"Cancer i munden". "oh Rasmus has a bad day".
by The Dicktonary GOD aka JEPPE September 25, 2017
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Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.
Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"
by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011
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Cancer Insulin

Carbon Dioxide Builds Up In The Body, When You Never Exhale It Out Of The Body and Glucose Will Not Survive In The Body of Glucagon.
Austin: “Wussup Bro Are You Good Today?”
Cody: Uh No

Austin: Why?
Cody: I Have Cancer Insulin In My Body
Austin: Oh No, You Are Going To Be Dead, I will Call Up The Ambulance And Help You Out.
by 21jay October 28, 2023
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audible cancer

Take the worst sound that you were ever unfortunate enough to hear and times that by a million typically it's audio typically a song or ear rape that makes you feel like you have a tumor in your ear
Jackass: *choose on his mic*

everyone else:omg kid stop with that audible cancer it's worse than AIDS
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 21, 2018
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Cancer

WHat's cancer? YOUUUUUUUUUU
by potatomaster28 January 31, 2020
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Cancer

Cancers have a reputation for being hyper emotional, temperamental, and spiteful. Cancers, in additional to being devoted, are extremely fond of their loved ones, often to an unhealthy degree. They place a high value on family and close friends, and will go to great lengths to defend them, no matter the price.
BB: Is She Crying over stepping on her dogs tail?

KK: Yeah, I think shes a cancer..
by LynnKen May 27, 2022
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