Stairs Guy

The guy at work who always flexes about taking the stairs. Usually a middle aged male who could star in a commercial for viagra, arthritis meds, or cholesterol pills.

Random dude waiting on elevator: “Hey what’s up.”
Stairs guy: “I’ll race you”

Stairs guy starts speed walking towards the stairs.

by Normalelevatorguy January 27, 2023

Hang with the guys

completely ignore her and use the guys as an excuse

I just wanted to hang with the guys

by .(:.. March 5, 2022

oh guy

A special saying for special people! Only the greatest people there is will know this saying truly means! Your friends will make fun of you for saying this special phrase.. but don’t worry, they’re all haters and want to be you! Keep your head up and rejoice if you are a special soul who says this phrase!

Sarah: I'm so sad man!!! Josh broke up with me!!

You: Oh guy!
Sarah: What’s that supposed to mean??
You: You’ll never know!

by jozie mccraney April 20, 2018

stuff guy

A stuff guy is a guy who seems to be good at everything he does. No matter what activity or pastime this guy tries, he always seems to excel at it. He is simply a guy who's good at stuff.

Guy 1: Can you believe that Kevin is good at basketball too?
Guy 2: Of course. Kevin's a stuff guy.

by TheraconJS May 27, 2013

guy sty

Also known as a man cave.
A room a guy sleeps, eats, drinks, and performs pleasure.
Usually total f*cking mess.

Lindsay: I'll be over in an hour.
Brett: Dude, I'm cleaning up my guy sty. Give me two.

by MaximReality2 December 14, 2009

shrimpy guy

A Shrimpy Guy is stereotypically a tall, skinny and very pale man who is of average or slightly below average attractiveness. People can be a little bit shrimpy if they have some, but not all of these characteristics.

“That guy over there is quite attractive but sometimes he looks too shrimpy for my liking” “He is quite lanky...he looks like a quite shrimpy guy”

by shrimpy<3 March 12, 2020

size guy

A bro, a man who is all about size. A size guy makes sure he eats enough food through out the day to gain size, mainly in muscle. When not hitting on hot babes you will find him in the gym, putting on size.

Did you see Todd leaving the gym looking super swole in that bro tank with that super hot babe? He is such a size guy.

by Sizeguylivesmatter May 12, 2016