Sperm spit sack

Very ugly, thinks they're mature for their age, is a man, denies being a femboy, moms dead, usually owns a meme page or memes are trash, reuses the same memes daily, very ugly, has a 1000+ followers but gets 80 likes, ex-girlfriend says the nword (isn't black), uses sad qoutes un-ironically, a catfish, fucks their car, has bad music taste, either nasty hair or is bald (probably has lice) no wrists, car smells like pine trees, asks for hugs on your birthday, ugly is contagious, claims to be very depressed, posts the same picture on their feed, is either rewlly fat or too scrawny, disables comments and untagged themselves from posts, probably homophobic but is in the closet, very ugly

Sam/jason/john/jim: ok alicia/estrella

Alicia/estrella: okay sperm spit sack

by anonymous October 7, 2020

Sewer Spit

The toilet water that splashed up and hits you in the taint while taking a shit.

There’s nothing more refreshing than a pre -rinse with sewer spit while taking a dump.

by Tang0 Charl1e January 7, 2018

Spits

Slang term from the NY Drill scene pertaining to fellatio.

"Jakima is good for the spits. We got her pictures, yeah mouth full of dick." - PNV Jay, "OMBK"
"Link a bitch for the spits, then I'm out." - Stain Blixky, "Trending"
"I only wanted to catch spits." - Denz Flockz

by September Renegade November 1, 2021

spitting spelunker

Just another name for the dick.

I took my spitting spelunker deep last night.

by cavediver March 9, 2010

onion spit

When a person’s musty body odor is compared to the smell of onion spit.

Did you put on deodorant today? You smell just like onion spit.

by Vice716 February 22, 2021

Spitting Diddlies

For friday, dude.

Hey me and wonk were spitting diddlies friday.

by Giddy tiddy August 26, 2021

Spit Hamster

A name to refer to your significant other by

Let’s go Watch Squid Game my little Spit Hamster

by J-Squizzy October 20, 2021