Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.

Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Pick Me Girl

Girls or women who claim a certain characteristic they present makes them special and different from other women or "other girls." Pick me girls use these characteristics to portray themselves as superior, and therefore more deserving of a partnership.

"It's so weird I just love food, I don't understand how all the other girls don't."

"Did you hear what she just said? She's such a pick me girl."

by Smooth Cactus December 24, 2021

Pick me

Bobby. Just bobby

Bobby is such a pick me

by Water82726 August 9, 2021

Give me some pat

Pat

Give me some pat

by anonymous June 19, 2023

New year new me

A bullshit phrase used by morons that don't have a life.

Person 1: "woo 2-25 new year new me yall"
Person 2: "what kinda crack u smokin

by UDaddict121 December 28, 2024

Makes me uncomfortable

The three magic words to get someone in instant maximum trouble and automatically unwelcome in any group indefinitely.

A: *literally just exists*
B: He makes me uncomfortable
A: *banned forever*

by Someone32143214 February 19, 2025

On Me

Military term often associated with a tap on the top of the head means "come here".

Sgt: Private (insert name), on me! *taps head*

by ethan.the.ehviator March 12, 2021