Simp syndrome

The state of simping in an extreme case.

Symptoms include:
-a feeling of nausea or physical vomiting due to excitement over a person
-getting sexually aroused by the sight of ones face

She definitely has simp syndrome, did you see what she said about him?

“Guys since he text me I haven’t been able to eat”

by jammmaj December 18, 2020

SNAE syndrome

Still Not An Elephant syndrome. Chronic condition where a human being isn't an elephant.

It's official, I have SNAE syndrome and I'm just not sure what to do anymore.

by croissanne November 26, 2023

kenma syndrome

no brain only kenma

Person: are you ok?
____: no, i have kenma syndrome

by kenma's gremlin <3 March 21, 2022

Jada Pinkett Smith Syndrome

When a wife publicly embarrases her husband for no reason.

KD: "Yo Bron, Ayesha Curry has leaked on a Fox talk show that Steph Curry loves feet and that she sends him pics of her feet instead of regular nudes."
LeBron: "no way, Ayesha has that Jada Pinkett Smith Syndrome. Savannah would never embarrass me like that"
KD: "lmaoo, that's why I'm not married yet bruh. Imagine yo girl tellin' the world you have a footfetish"

by gunnerafc20 January 9, 2024

Silly Goose syndrome

Sometimes you’re sad and shit,I don’t know

“Oh,Todd’s dad just died and he was diagnosed with silly goose syndrome. That’s why he hasn’t been in school”

by Fagitain April 6, 2023

John Syndrome

John syndrome is a disease that is commonly found in people named John (Johnson). When touched by someone with the syndrome, you will gain it, and become a John, or possibly even a Johnson.

Get the fuck outta there, he has John Syndrome!

by Cowfoodi October 17, 2023

New Roommate Syndrome

Also known as NRS, this temporary loss of reality occurs when you invite a good friend to move in with you. For a brief period anything seems feasible, and impossible promises like "you can borrow my car" and "I'll help you buy things" are made in a haze of idealism. The potential roommate is quickly infected (this syndrome is highly contagious) and takes on the same delusions. Symptoms begin wearing off after several weeks and than fade completely when the individual is ejected and you never speak again.

New Roommate Syndrome Sufferer: Stop racking your brain looking for places, you can come live with me!! Rent is cheap and I can give you a ride to work now that we'll both be living in the city!!
NRS Sufferer 2: That sounds great!! I can sell my car and quit my second job!!

by Can'tMessWitSmitt July 2, 2017