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What every internet stranger had with my mom

My mom brings home her new boyfriend to meet me. “Hello Alex,” he says. “Or do you prefer the name 𝑥_𝑐𝑎𝑝𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑥𝑥?“

“Madman772?” I say, my voice dripping with fear.
“Thats right,” His smile was sinister — his tone powerful. “I told you I’d have sex with your mom, 𝑑𝑖𝑑𝑛’𝑡 𝐼?“ I let out a scream of pure primal terror.

by I am a heccin egg July 4, 2022

Sex Playlist

A go to list of sex positions you can use when you want to pull out all the stops in the bedroom.

Jaylen: I had a date with Chloe last night. I had to go to my sex playlist.
Zane: Yeah, my girlfriend told me your ex told her your sex playlist was both extensive and quite impressive.

by Starving Artist May 31, 2025

elder sex

You know you want it Dallas

I want to have elder sex with you dallas

by PDAWGDANIEL September 5, 2019

sex

fun e-word to use

friend1: hey guess what
friend2:whet
friend1: sex
friend2:GHHHGHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAAGHAGHGHAGHAGHGHAGAGHGSHAGSAGH

by ur moms favorite dildo December 12, 2022

Sex

What I did with your mom last night

sex with your mom was really nice, pussy was just sorta loose

by HowToKissMyAss101 August 17, 2021

Sex

the gender of one person

haha you thought it would be something dirty. it's not that kind of sex.

by WaterSun June 3, 2021

pavlik sex

When a man sits in the closet while a woman is cumming and moaning all over the bed. Then pavlikas jumps from the closet like a airplane and misses the pussy and puts in her leg and dies.

Mary: Fuck you lets go have pavlik sex
Donald: Yes please daddy

by nojussex May 28, 2021