Cock

A cock is a generally wild beast of an animal of which boasts when excited. If a Cock ever witnesses an exciting event, such as seeing a wet pussy, it will become happy and satisfied for the day.

"dude, my cock is outta control!"

by VGLNTE November 21, 2021

Gobble-cocking

Referring to paranoid drug addicts who think everyone is out to steal their possessions (their money, toilet paper, clothes, stash, food, drugs , etc)

"Listen to old rob over there, always gobble-cocking about someone stealing his toilet paper!'

"Who stole my shit cocksucker!!!" Said the Gobble-cocker.

by M.H.Kidd May 4, 2018

cock

when you hit the yeet then go skeet.

"ha cock is gay"

by Noedumt February 13, 2019

drain cock

A bull dike lesbian. A female (wannabe male) that has a drain in the private parts instead of a spigot.

Hey Jane! How did your date go with Pat the other night? It was going well until I went to grab his dick and he ended up being a drain cock.

by Tennessee Pelt August 2, 2011

cock creeping

the female equivalent of a pussy patrol.

yeah sarah, let's go on a cock creep!

yeah beth, i loved it last night when we were cock creeping!

by THECOOL> January 2, 2012

kamari’s cock

A large holy relic given to this land by the gods. Because of it’s ancient power, those touched by the great relic are given pleasure beyond their greatest belief. This staff of the hods was created to maintain peace and order throughout Kamari’s life of sexual tensions. Through the usage of this relic, children are always born to optimum standards and the children are horribly behaved, so much so that the first child of this relics seed that will he born in time will become something so great, the gods will bless them with their power and grace.

In short, kamari’s cock is a item that can only be used by the great lord kamari and noone else. The relic was cursed to be used only by females

- Jesus

This relic is so powerful, words can’t even begin to describe its valor, only emotions can do so. It’s astounding! A relic of ancient power and valor

Damn kamari’s cock is so holy!

by The Holy Messenger, Kitosophyg April 10, 2021

cock clock

When a man lays under the sun using his erection as a sun dial to cast a shadow and determine what time of day it is.

Hey Bob, What time is it? Im hungry. I dont know Jenny let me check my cock clock.

by DOfficial May 30, 2019