Star Fish Man

It's me, you motherfuckers, it's Star Fish Man. I have the IQ of a Starfish, which is 2. But I'm also pretty fucking passive aggressive, and if you fuck with me I'll fucking inseminate your mother. I'm also colorful in appearance and language.

The big ass Starfish alien from The Suicide Squad is my cousin. Don't fuck with me.

Love you too, Matthew, if you're reading this.

"Dude Star Fish Man just fucked my mom and posted it on pornhub! Looks like I'm gonna have a sibling after all..."

by Star Fish Man March 15, 2022

Dead mans tale

Dead mans tale: and exotic 130 rpm scout rifle that has infinite range no bullet drop off and is pay to win :)

you can become an unmanned drone flying in the sky

Dead mans tale: no

by Nice one Perma March 16, 2022

Fuck man dude

A combination of slang to use when you're in a stressful environment and you can't comprehend it. Typically used when playing video games.

*Gettin ganked by shyvana*
Aargh shit man.
...
*Gettin killed by shyvana*
Fuck man dude! He got me, Jeff

by DeepResjon March 21, 2022

The N Word Man

My white friend said the n word three times in front of a mirror and then he got robbed in the dark

Guy 1: Wanna do the n word man challenge?
Guy 2: Nah, you know what happened to timmy
Guy 1: oh yeah, he got jumped

by ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ March 21, 2022

Poor Man's Diet

Two Curlywurlies
Two Chomps
And Three Slices
Of Brown Bread

That fella has a poor man's diet

by SqueegeeMan. March 26, 2022

ded man dies

a phrase used when a man is already ded but then dies again

Mike: ur mom gae
Kevin: *dies*
Mike: and ur dad lesbo
Kevin: *dies again*
Mike: lol ded man dies

by Ravioli_Guy March 28, 2022

Wingler lazy man

To force someone to do/get something in order for the other person to get out of something

Julio gave his boss the flu, so his entire off would get off from work.
That is an example of a wingler lazy man

by JohnFerg3702 February 1, 2022