cock-roach

an ugly female who is usually seen begging for men and their 4 inch dicks
see what i did there :troll:

witch: "sup daddy, pp pls"
chad: "shut the fuck up cock-roach"

by kekyooin March 26, 2022

Iron Cock Clench

An exceedingly firm clench, hold, or grasp around the shaft of the victim's penis, that is so forceful that it is deemed 'iron'. It is painful, and commonly used for, a bargaining piece, a way of releasing anger, an action of aggression, or to see the look on their face.

"I got George in such a good Iron Cock Clench that he almost pooped himself."

by urbandefiner2000 May 7, 2015

shit balls and ass cock

Something you say when you fuck up... royally.

Oh, shit balls and ass cock! I left the car in neutral and now it's in the lake.

by RowVII January 20, 2017

Shore cock

A liberal that most likely lives near the coastlines.

These god damn shore cocks are screaming towards the sky because they lost the election.

by Jehovahswetnips July 31, 2019

Sucking Cock

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kermit: unhg

Kermit:pls more
Random_frog: Wtf stop Sucking Cock

by PeEeEcHaAs May 25, 2023

Cock Goblin

Someone with burning sexual desire. Commonly refers to male genitalia and operating such machinery. If you’re not looking he will try to sneak into your underwear. Might like Greek food.

Dude 1, “how many eggplants have a you eaten in recent history”
Cock Goblin, “yeah gimme that cock”

by Bumblepumble November 22, 2021

Israeli Spiced Cock

When an israeli person smears their genitals with houmous and shoves it in someone’s mouth

I ate israeli spiced cock last night

by cavelious james June 1, 2022