Prehistoric cock

A prehistoric cock is a cock that is decades old and can’t get up

Shiela loves old man Jones’ prehistoric cock

by Pookiemane October 30, 2020

cock smuggler

rooster thief

I heard her boyfriend is really a Rooster Thief ,straight cock smuggler.

by anonymous November 19, 2022

Tom Tom Take Two-Cock

An ex-Navy seaman who developed a reputation for being able to fit two fellow seamen's male appendages in his rectum during man-on-man gay encounters.

"I was on shore leave and came across Tom Tom Take Two-Cock. "
"Tom Tom Take Two-Cock was better than I'd have expected."
"That T4C last night was awesome!"

by Jimmy Feltersnatch January 11, 2014

Kurt cock-bain

Someone who kills themself while singing smells like teen spirit by Olivia Rodgers

IS THAT KURT COBAIN? No that's a Kurt cock-bain

by Wash ur eyes June 27, 2024

Garden hose cock

A very Very VERY long penis
You can give a girl a cum goblin 1480 with one

Dude did you hear mike has a garden hose cock

by Nut funny man January 30, 2023

senior seal cock

when my friend sucks a dick super hard senior seal cock

when the man gets sucked by me (ur mom) senior seal cock

by senior seal cock October 13, 2020

cock nostrils

Someone with nostrils so large you could slide your dick right up their nose.

man, have you seen keisha's cock nostrils?

yea! aw sick dude!

by Mr motherfucker January 28, 2017