a school where 90% of the boys have mullets, the parking lot is full of trucks, you find dead roaches in the hallways, our mascot is a native american named fucking dave, the average penis size is just about three inches, upper classmen date middle schoolers, and it’s basically a klan rally in disguise.
by meatboat123 January 25, 2022
Get the woodlan jr/sr high school mug.A high school located in elk grove village IL full of hot Cheeto Latina girls with fake eyelashes and suburban gangster Edgars who can't go without saying the N word every sentence. You usually spot these Edgars in their natural habitat such as the bathrooms, and Lions park smoking like it's their last day on earth. The school is known for also having a garbage football team.
Typical day in Elk grove high school
Edgar 1 in the bathroom: Damn bro my banana gorilla kush cart ran out
Edgar 2: It's okay bro I got a Strawberry moon galaxy Zaza cart here.
Edgar 1: Damn we finna get all the bad girls now
(Security radio approaching the bathroom)
Edgar 1 in the bathroom: Damn bro my banana gorilla kush cart ran out
Edgar 2: It's okay bro I got a Strawberry moon galaxy Zaza cart here.
Edgar 1: Damn we finna get all the bad girls now
(Security radio approaching the bathroom)
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Get the Pre-high mug.fjhs, is a school for 7th and 8th grade kids, it is full of drama,fights,and hot boys...grayson...lmao. fjhs is also a really good school that typically doesnt put up w/ bullying up but my time there they did bc they have favorites and are shitty
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Get the josh high mug.A school in the middle of fuckin nowhere. Nothing good has come from this school. It's mostly just comprised of racist, homophobic, and transphobic dickholes, who can't comprehend the fact that there are more than just White people in the world.
Half of the school staff there always seem like they're on some life altering substances, given the decisions they've made to the policies of this place. Another thing you can tell, is that the majority of the students that attend this school have obviously never received the belt, nor told to 'Shut the fuck up'.
More so, none of the students can tell the difference between an Irishmen and someone who speaks Pashto. Although, this can be overshadowed by the fact that none of the students can even point to their own shitty-ass country.
Half of the school staff there always seem like they're on some life altering substances, given the decisions they've made to the policies of this place. Another thing you can tell, is that the majority of the students that attend this school have obviously never received the belt, nor told to 'Shut the fuck up'.
More so, none of the students can tell the difference between an Irishmen and someone who speaks Pashto. Although, this can be overshadowed by the fact that none of the students can even point to their own shitty-ass country.
"I attended North Country Junior High School when I was 12 to 14!"
The thing is, you wouldn't have to use this in a sentence, because anyone who attends this shitfest of an education is purely illiterate.
The thing is, you wouldn't have to use this in a sentence, because anyone who attends this shitfest of an education is purely illiterate.
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