Cock Womble

Someone who is in total admiration of their own perceived achievements. Often the achievements are day to day achievements that others take for granted like wiping their bum or blowing their nose. Often people who are cock wombles overuse winningest as the way to describe themselves.

I am Jason and I am the winningest poker player of Black Dog Poker. I am also the winningest at not inviting my friends over for a swim and for fixing an over priced mid life crisis audi. I am also the winningest at being the whiniest pom outside of England. Jason is a cock womble.

by The real Black Dog Poker August 29, 2022

Cock Craze

To be obsessed over one or more penises for a certain period of time.

Person 1: Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you shaking?

Person 2: Holy shit man! I am desperate for some dick right now! I am going to suck all the ones I can find!

Person 1: Stay away from me then. You are on a Cock Craze

by desdeploy January 9, 2024

Cobble-Cock

A penis made of pure cobblestone

OOOoo look at him, he's got a right Cobble-Cock, dunt he?

by Lord hamster molester the 5th April 1, 2022

kink-cock

noun: The phenomenon of one's penis being z-kinked between multiple layers of clothing while using a porta-john on a construction site, making it all but impossible to urinate.

"I was finally able to flop it out, but between my boxers, long-johns, pants and overalls, I had a case of kink-cock; it was like a kink in a garden hose!"

by lizardpope1101 December 17, 2020

Cock Suckers

Females that like sucking a meat pole or used to curse
Females like sucking cock because it makes their Pussy wet and makes the cock attached to a man cum
Definiton: For someone that likes sucking cock or it can be used as a curse

Girl: Hey your cock is HUGE can i suck it?
Boy: Sure! *cums in her mouth*
________________________

Rando: FUCK YOU COCK SUCKER
Another rando: FUCK YOU TOO BITCH YOU CAN SUCK MY BIG COCK
Rando:OKAY MOTHER FUCKIN BITCH FAT ASS GO AND FUCK YOURSELF
The cock suckers mean that they like sucking cock or it can be used as a curse

by BigFatDicklol June 21, 2023

Cock

It can be a word used as 1. chicken, or 2. a penis

1. You wanna see my cock?

Sure!
Wow that chicken was cool.
2. Gay boy: Wanna suck on my cock
Straight boy: HECK NO!!!
Other gay boy: Sure!!!
Straight boy: *pukes on both of the kids*

by Zulltariss January 25, 2022

Cock Meat Sandwich

A term you’d call your friends to fuck with them or to describe a hot ass titty fuck

“Bro she gave me the cock meat sandwich of a lifetime.”
“Stfu you damn cock meat sandwich.”

by Slim_Shady0409 February 17, 2021