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taking a hot shit

1) when large amounts of hot molten diarrhea or soft stool exits your bum causing a burning sensation on your rectum
2) when a women has unprotected sex with a man who although makes a somewhat decent salary believes himself to be astronomically more successful than he actually is and does not realize that he will not make a salary significantly higher than what he does now for the vast majority of his life.
The man is referred to as a hot shit and taking a hot shit mean a women having unprotected sex with him.
The hot shit also has little to no redeeming qualities and although he often weighs less that 185 lbs believes himself to be a serious weight lifter. He is also only able to score with attractive women when the women is significantly inebriated by drugs or alcohol enough so not to be able to consent. when he is unable to locate and seduce the drunkest girl in the bar he will often himself become drunk and be exploited by a fat chick at last call.
If the hot shit successful exploits a drunk women this will lead to abortion, plan b and possibly criminal charges. If he himself is exploited by a fat chick this will lead to court ordered child support payment and a fatherless upbringing. hot shit will then become angry with his new difficulties in exploit attractive women dew to the financial burden of child support payments or the social and legal ramifications of sexual exploitation of an attractive women to drunk to consent.
A hot shit will sully anything it enters.
Jamie’s friend:
“Jamie took a hot shit from the bar last night, he’s been arrested and charged, she also got rid of the shit stain he left inside her”
Jamie’s other friend:

“What a disaster! I hope he gets butt fucked in jail!”
Fat chick:
“I took a hot shit from a bar 10 months ago, now I don’t have to pay for rent or food for 18 years!!!! Now all I do is stay at home eat and sit on the couch with my child all day! I LOVE taking a hot shit I’m going to find a new one next week!
by Jimmy knows 42 July 25, 2024
mugGet the taking a hot shitmug.

Hot cofflate

I'm tired, I need a cuppa hot cofflate.
by Snorton December 23, 2020
mugGet the Hot cofflatemug.

hot carl

Simply a man named Carl who happens to be hot.
Me: Damn, I'm so excited for my date tonight.
Friend: With who?
Me: Hot Carl.
Friend: Who's that?
Me: His name is Carl and he's hot.
by jm2022 June 22, 2022
mugGet the hot carlmug.

Hot Wismer

Look, He gave her a hot wismer!
by dicktoster January 25, 2022
mugGet the Hot Wismermug.

hot monkey ocean ass

something to describe a funky smelling room
"it smells like hot monkey ocean ass in here"
by thee_faith July 14, 2025
mugGet the hot monkey ocean assmug.

Hudson Hot Chocolate

When a black girl sits on your face and shits in your mouth.
Last night Shaniqua gave me a Hudson Hot Chocolate and it was wicked pissah.
by Hudson Hoe Handler July 22, 2018
mugGet the Hudson Hot Chocolatemug.

hot glue

hot glue is the answer to all problems including starvation, war and no it all pricks who corrrect grammar.
example 1-
man 1: my relationship is falling apart
man 2: have you tried using hot glue
example 2-
man 1: hey this prick keeps correcting my grammar, i wish i could sew his mouth shut
man 2: have you tried using hot glue
example 3-
man 1: i wish no one could see me

man 2: have you tried using hot glue
by zixiz December 19, 2019
mugGet the hot gluemug.

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