Attempting to fill ones throat with many cocks simultaneously and over a prolonged period. Reference George Lucas's largess of neck.
Quengtin: "Did you check out that chick's neck the other day?"
Maaahk: "Yeah bra, looks like she's been throat-cocking for sheckles."
Maaahk: "Yeah bra, looks like she's been throat-cocking for sheckles."
by thraot-cocking December 15, 2016
Get the throat-cockingmug. Cock Wagging (noun):
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.
Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.
Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation
Alex: “So I told Elon I’d only invest if I got equity and a Tesla Plaid…”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”
by Mechmonkey64bit May 2, 2025
Get the Cock Waggingmug. by thrayl September 30, 2008
Get the cock earsmug. A typical alarm clock with a slight surprise. When the alarm cock goes off a slightly limp dildo is smacked into your forehead violently. Usually leaving a slight veiny imprint or possibly a bruise depending on your model of the alarm cock.
Tiffany: "Whats that oddly veiny bruise on your forehead, Bruce?"
Bruce: "Oh that? I got the new Alarm Cock 3000."
Tiffany: "Damn I should upgrade mine, I have last years model."
Bruce: "Oh that? I got the new Alarm Cock 3000."
Tiffany: "Damn I should upgrade mine, I have last years model."
by Blackfat August 17, 2018
Get the Alarm Cockmug. by Sloppysuzie June 27, 2022
Get the Hypnotic Cockmug. Bob: "Welp Johnny, Looks like I got my cock stuck under a tire again."
Johnny: "Looks like you got another case of that Cock Tire."
Johnny: "Looks like you got another case of that Cock Tire."
by Pripyat November 28, 2020
Get the Cock Tiremug. Person 1- _____ means this
Person 2- yeah bro thats a (jucy) (fat)** cock in my ars
** adds extra emphasis to phrase
Person 2- yeah bro thats a (jucy) (fat)** cock in my ars
** adds extra emphasis to phrase
by Uncle_billy December 1, 2020
Get the Cock in my arsmug.