Holy shit! Brandon has sold a shit load of perfect solutions this week,resulting in him getting an ass load of money.
by Bra Strap March 2, 2009
Get the shit loadmug. An exclamation of extreme shock or displeasure, especially in the context of highly unusual, unexpected, and unpleasant turn of events
The store manager gets a call from his assistant manager before the day starts and is told "I quit!". It is the middle of the busy season and was the only other employee.
Store Manager: "Shit balls on a spork!"
Store Manager: "Shit balls on a spork!"
by viperboy1012 July 14, 2010
Get the shit balls on a sporkmug. by Half Unus Half Annus December 22, 2021
Get the shit your shotmug. Young kids turning into adulthood who think it's their parents responsibility to wipe their arse for them and try and guilt trip them into giving them whatever they want by threatening to commit suicide all the time and blaming them for being alive
by KezaBash November 3, 2020
Get the ungrateful little shitmug. The toast dropped on the floor butter side down and you spilt the coffee/tea when picking it up all down your newly laundered clothes 5 minutes before leaving for work.
'Damn bugger and shit'
'Damn bugger and shit'
by Cakeface43 January 10, 2010
Get the Damn bugger and shitmug. by Jamermoo April 23, 2019
Get the Stinky penis shitmug. Musical sounds that create a gritty, sinister, depressing, and raucous din that would at first hearing seem to be an inmate's failed attempt at harmony while wasting his hour in the jail yard beating random things against each other quite forcefully and with little grace.
(Daniil starts banging a bottle on a porch and then another bottle in succession)
Madeleine: "Damn, that's some real jail yard shit. I've never heard a more terrifying or terrible beat in my life. Cut that out."
Madeleine: "Damn, that's some real jail yard shit. I've never heard a more terrifying or terrible beat in my life. Cut that out."
by daniil450 June 14, 2016
Get the Jail Yard Shitmug.