The act of defecating in someone’s face while receiving felacio, usually because of extreme intoxication.
After Ryan accidentally gave his girlfriend a Hot Coltrin, he had a hard time getting an erection for quite some time.
by Butch Coleman September 01, 2010
by MooncalfMagic April 03, 2022
When you're so tired of someone's terrible attitude you have no choice but to lay a steamer in a microwave.
by Stockport Hot Boxer February 23, 2024
When a person is 'Hot Ugly' it means that if you looked at them physically and didn't take into consideration their voice, personality or confidence level, they would be ugly, however with the full package they are hot!
People who are 'Hot Ugly' have the advantage of still being hot into old age because it was not their appearance that made them hot in the first place so even when their looks fade, their magnetism, charism, humour etc. do not.
Celebrities who are 'Hot Ugly': Matthew McConaughey, Miles Teller, Tom Hardy.
Celebrities who are 'Hot Hot' : Leonardo Dicarpio, Brad Pitt, Zac Efron.
People who are 'Hot Ugly' have the advantage of still being hot into old age because it was not their appearance that made them hot in the first place so even when their looks fade, their magnetism, charism, humour etc. do not.
Celebrities who are 'Hot Ugly': Matthew McConaughey, Miles Teller, Tom Hardy.
Celebrities who are 'Hot Hot' : Leonardo Dicarpio, Brad Pitt, Zac Efron.
"That guy was so 'Hot Ugly', I wouldn't look twice at him in the street but he was so funny, charming and confident that I couldn't help but sleep with him."
by simon pottasy July 30, 2023
Bob: I used a hot rachet to loosen lauran's button on her pants last night.
Lauran: thank you bob I appreciate your steamy tool.
Lauran: thank you bob I appreciate your steamy tool.
by tooturnttimmy January 05, 2014