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hard as balls

something that isn't very hard at all (cause balls aren't hard?)
Person 1: I ran a marathon the other day.
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Hard as balls!
mugGet the hard as ballsmug.

Cock and ball torture

Cock and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking.1 The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.2
Cock and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking.1 The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.2
by Linus cunt tips November 6, 2020
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Meat ball

A meat ball is when someone eats a meat ball with a fork and the meat ball runs away
From your plate.
kid: lets eat my meat ball with a fork!!
kid: my meat ball.......
by Dr pepperoni May 27, 2021
mugGet the Meat ballmug.

balder than balls

i sas for itself
by billythy October 28, 2022
mugGet the balder than ballsmug.

Crucky Balls

A phrase to describe when your testicles are uncomfortably itchy and you can't scratch them right now.
I felt an itch down south and looked down and uh oh crucky balls.
by Porky the Tubb June 2, 2024
mugGet the Crucky Ballsmug.

half a ball banger

Half a ball banger , is only half the ball banger , of a full on ball banger !
Yerh , narh , he’s fucken only half a ball banger , mate, trying to get attention!
by Debyumyum February 1, 2023
mugGet the half a ball bangermug.

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