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Poster Syndrome

The reluctance to post on social media, specifically LinkedIn based on an irrational fear of making a fool of yourself.
Person 1: "Your take on the metaverse is so spot on, you should post it on LinkedIn.@
Person 2: "Thank you, I would but I a have a bad case of poster syndrome"
by accidentallygenius July 20, 2022
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Big Oscar mayer Syndrome

Big pee pee

Only affects 1 out of 10 men Worldwide

But mainly just 405Richman
“Dang 405richman you still stuffing from Big Oscar mayer Syndrome
by Richman405 February 12, 2022
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SKIBIDI OHIO SYNDROME

Skibidi ohio syndrome is often a condition of many childern in 2024 and 2023 year.
Also some of symptoms of "SKIBIDI OHIO SYNDROME"are:"Lonely Wolf phase","Ohio Beast","Sigma Grind"and some of less important ones!
We recommend to keep you childern in range of 1 to 10 years AWAY from skibidi toilet series,if you dont want them to become people who edge on Livy Dunn,A.K.A. "livy Dunn edger army".
"Granny can u let me watch another episode of Skibidi Toilet? No,grandson,u can get diagnosed with Skibidi Ohio Syndrome!"
by Skibidi Sigma Rizzler March 17, 2024
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No Pause Syndrome

A syndrome whose primary symptom is never hitting the pause button (especially if one is texting while videogaming/watching tv). It is typically acquired through.

1. Excessive online multiplayer gaming.
2. TiVO/DVR deficiency

Effects of this syndrome include

1. Virtual decapitation by zombie teeth.
2. Getting beat to a pulp by Joker's henchmen or Goombas.
3. Missing the most dramatic moment of the Thursday episode of Days of Our Lives.
4. Constantly annoying friends by asking them to find their favorite shows online despite them not being available for public streaming on the TV channel's website yet as they aired less than 48 hours ago (this effect may not occur if the patient is somewhat internet savvy).

A Treatment plan includes:

1. Having others yell at the patient for having the syndrome, while hitting the pause button when needed, if possible.
2. Cancelling the patient's Xbox Live or WoW (World of Warcraft) Subscription.
3. Getting the patient a DVR.
4. Fixing the patient's pause button if it is broken.
5. Cancelling the patient's cell service so they'll stop wasting their lives texting, while wasting their lives watching TV or playing video games...
My brother has a horrible case of No Pause Syndrome from playing too much Borderlands. I can't count how many times I've seem him get turned into swiss cheese while playing games due to that.

My friends are constantly missing parts of episodes of Jersey Shore as they don't have a DVR. I'm sick of them asking me to find them their shows on veevr and what not.
by Jsybird July 13, 2013
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Gooning ball syndrome

When excessive gooning (and in some cases, gooning withdrawal) leads to deregulation of homeostasis within the nutsack, causing the balls to excessively hang when gooning or when a boner is activated. As a result of dysfunctional homeostasis, gooning ball syndrome can cause the testes to hang even under extremely cold conditions. It is recommended to wear a ball brace when suffering of this condition, as it has no cure.
Robert: "Yo dawg I was continuing my 5 year goon streak and my balls started dropping like crazy even after I switched to cold water"

Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"
by NoWayAroundIt April 2, 2025
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Save the World Syndrome

A strange phenomenon experienced by several games from 2017-present where the original game is surpassed in popularity by a battle royale spin-off or gamemode occurring in the same game or universe. The name 'Save the World Syndrome' comes from Fortnite: Save the World, a PvE shooter created by Epic Games. The developers introduced a new mode called 'Battle Royale' which quickly replaced the core game.
Damn, sucks that Call of Duty caught Save the World Syndrome.
by USfyre February 13, 2023
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Syndrome de Paillasse

Un syndrome décrivant toute personne souffrant de calvitie lourde en état de déni majeur. Les victimes souffrant de ce syndrome possèdent une calvitie si lourde, qu'un helipad s'est formé à l'arrière de leur crâne.
Mec, je crois que t'as le syndrome de Paillasse, faut que tu ailles en Turquie pour refaire tes cheveux.
by helisurface September 3, 2025
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