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kid: what is sex?
mom: just watch the Lights Up music video by Harry Styles
by harryhugs October 11, 2019
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sex prowler

Someone that is constantly on the lookout for sex, and will do anything to receive it. Sometimes with or without consent.
“Yo can you help me pack my bags?”
“Only if you have sex with me
“Bro stop being such a sex prowler”
by Tenishua445 June 22, 2023
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sex

Awesome but i can’t do ot :(
Me: Omg, Sabine I cant believe your having sex with donovan!

sabine: Come! it’ll be so much fun with you!’

Me: sorry, bestie :(. I can’t. Post it on xvideos and urban dictionary, lemme get a bit of it!’
by innocent rebel June 2, 2022
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Linus Sex Tips

A rather weird naming for popular tech YouTuber "Linus Tech Tips".
Hey, did you watch Linus Sex Tips yesterday?
You mean Linus Tech Tips?
by Quandale Bartholomew Dinglenut September 15, 2025
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Sex

Seriously.... you searched this up?!?! What are you like 12?

Just..... go masturbait or something instead
Sex is fun
by Maria Maria the April 29, 2021
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Minnesota sex change

It's when a male is in a cold climate (like Minnesota) goes outside to pee and his penis retracts into his body, do to the cold.
Hey man I had to take a piss, but a Minnesota sex change stopped that from happening.
by Drewbiepoo February 13, 2021
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sex story

see pt 1. i didn't pull an all-nighter writing smut for nothing.

pt 2/??
sex story pt 2!!

he started to bite his lip and open his arms for a hug as i walked closer to him, greeting him – 'hi babe i'm so glad to see you !!', i say eagerly. i'm extremely horny at this point, but i didn't want to open with that. he hugs me, gets up and starts to walk to his room to get the things he's bringing to my house, like his phone charger etc. and i walk in after him telling him how horny i've been all day for him and how i can't wait to get home. he turns back and looks me up and down. 'fuck, me neither' he says as he pushes me down onto his bed and starts making out aggressively with me. he starts to grind his already-hard cock through his pants against my leg while he rubs my clit through my shorts, already moaning as i can feel my face flushing and my pussy throbbing. he kisses down my neck, stops rubbing my clit to pull my shorts down and to pull my shirt and bra up above my boobs. he starts to suck on my nipple gently, sucking it up into his mouth while flicking it with his tounge while groping my other titty that isn't too big to where he can't grab it but just full enough to where one could fit perfectly in his hand. i'm moaning loud already, my face feels like it's about to start bleeding.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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