bathroom zombie

The temporary metamorphosis one makes in a public bathroom between the sink and the hand drying utilities.

The only way to avoid being a bathroom zombie is by getting your pants wet...

by howwitty January 17, 2008

jesus zombie

those way overly christian rednecks.
you know? the ones that have bumber stickers to express their feelings.

Holy shit those jesus zombies were totally hatin on me casue im a jew.

by j-doggg March 3, 2008

bedroom zombie

While having intercourse with a woman from behind, the man proceeds to withdraw his penis, from the anus or vagina, and spits on the woman's back. This simulates an ejaculation. The woman, thinking the sex is over, turns around, only to have the man let loose with his semen all over her face.

Haha! You're the bedroom zombie!

by Dragnoun October 1, 2003

Headcrab Zombie

Headcrab Zombies are Zombies from Half-Life and Half-Life 2. In Half-Life, scienctist had been turned into Zombies from the Headcrabs. In Half-Life 2, Zombies are from Citizens, but these Zombies can also throw debris at you. Zombies are usally found in non-combine locations (like Ravenholm).

To kill a Headcrab Zombie, you need to use a .357 Magnum or Shotgun. If you don't have those use your Pistol or SMG. Crowbar is ok with Zombies but you might take some damage. Really you need to aim for the head (where the headcrab is), if you aim for the lower body the Headcrab might survive. Throw debris at Zombies if you want but be careful of the suriving Headcrabs and their Torsos. Headcrab Zombies also come in Torsos. Zombies sometimes have no legs so the torsos crawl around in crouch areas like the Auto-Gun junk yard in HL2: Episode Two.

by Mega Sean 45 June 19, 2008

affectionate zombie

Another term for the mentally challenged. They move slow, they slur their speech, but unlike real zombies, they don't want to eat your brains. They only want hugs.

After the Special Olympics, I was overrun by a hoard of affectionate zombies.

by King Mob Is Dead September 1, 2008

Retail Zombie

A Retail Slave who has been working too many hours, can barely move, is brain dead, and has a glassy look in their eyes. Retail Zombie is usually at epidemic proportions during sales, special store events, and the entire month of December.

I just found Michael barely concious in the breakroom, the Super Sale wiped him out, he's got Retail Zombie bad.

by Freeman Hall December 18, 2007

White Zombie

When one comes in a girls eyes without her concent and forces her to move about the room blinded with both of her hands outstretched and moans like a zombie while searching for a towel.

I gave that bitch a white zombie, but when she was looking for a towel she triped and fell out the third story window and died brutally. Ha.

by Eugarc July 23, 2009