Wall Post Theory

The Wall Post Theory states that the probability of someone hooking up with a particular individual is directly correlated to the number of Facebook wall posts made by that individual.

The Text Message and Poke Corollaries state the same for text messages and Facebook pokes. This correlation is even stronger but not as useful due to the lack of publicly available information.

I saw her facebook - he was all over her wall and
I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend"
Don't gimme that, don't ever gimme that
Jus' bust this

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend

~ Biz Markie if he knew the Wall Post Theory

by wallposttheory July 26, 2010

Wall Pong (Beer Pong)

A form of Beer Pong played by deflecting the balls off an adjacent wall and into the defending team's cups. You and your teammate can throw your balls traditionally one after the other, OR one of your teammates can take/shoot both balls in what is known as a "Buck Shot". If you make 1 of the 2 "Buck Shot" balls it counts as just one normal cup. If you make both balls in you get "Balls Back" If you and your teammate both make it into cups you get to keep going. If you and your teammate make it in the same cup, you get to pull 3 cups out and get "Balls Back" as well. The terms "Warming Up" and "On Fire" have the same cup values as Regular Beer Pong; but if you get to "On Fire" in Wall Pong, you get to shoot "Buck Shot" untill no cups are made.

Regular Beer Pong is so boring, lets play Wall Pong (Beer Pong) instead!

by TheAbominableRainMan December 6, 2010

wall-dance

1) the dance performed by someone using a wall to aid their balance when too drunk to stand on their own

2) to perform a series of sloppily uncontrolled movements, typically the flailing of limbs and other extremities while leaning on a wall, as the result of binge drinking

Jesse: "Shit... Eric's wall-dancing again..."

Jason: "Nice. I gotta see this..."

Eric: (leaning against wall) "Ayyyy.... Iiimdooonnnjussss... *mumble-mumble*... shots... *mumble-mumble*..." while spilling his drink and hiccuping...

Jason: "...Hmm... I don't think he's drunk enough. Grab the Patron"

Jesse: "He drank it all"

Jason: "Oh. That explains the wall-dance..."

by RedHawkViper February 25, 2011

wall waste

the people who stand with their arms crossed against the walls at a hardcore show, like a wall flower but more wussy

Hey look at all those wall waste just standing there against the wall grilling the band judgmentally while everyone else is going ape.

by El Phantasmo May 9, 2011

wallacin

the action of jumping into someone's conversation for no reason at all, just because they want to be included with people who dont want a part of their group and repeating what someone says

"So man i was with this girl last night man and--" "Oh that reminds me of this one time i got this car" This mothafucka was just wallacin on my conversation...

by j;asdjka November 13, 2011

Waldron Tower

Waldron Tower, known universally as either the endearing 'Wally' or the understandable 'what's that?' is a residence building located at Queen's University. Due to being slightly isolated from the main cluster of residence buildings, as well as its generally sub-par living conditions, its residents quickly bond in a similar way to the students living on West Campus (without having to lie to themselves about how they much they love their res). The main draw of Wally is the fact that most rooms have their own sinks, in which students are known to wash dishes, shower, and urinate.

"Where are you staying?"
"Wally!"
"Where?"
"Waldron Tower?"
"Is that on West?"

by twistedwalls November 3, 2015

wall wipe

A person who after they ejeculate wipes the remaining semen off of their penis and on to the nearest wall.

Timothy's wall wipe had more cum than his ejacualtion.

by Jews clues January 23, 2016