Vegan Doughnut

Gordon Ramsay's definition of a vial woman who may be a dinosaur or a scarecrow scientist is still trying to figure that out but we all know her as That Vegan Teacher. Now, this term is not used lightly it is only used for terrible vegans or anti-McDonald's activists aka more extreme vegans. This is used for vegan democrats that somehow hate anyone of color and anyone who isn't straight.

Bert: Hey Jessie did you like going to McDonald's
Jessie: No I was yelling at the gays and blacks while screaming about dead baby pigs

Bert: GTFO you Vegan Doughnut

by Kevin L. Baker January 24, 2021

uber vegan

A vegan who is very extreme with their lifestyles.

Pammy is so uber vegan, she only serves Tofurky for Thanksgiving.

by BruinKiller3469 March 20, 2009

veganlingus

a person who does not participate in oral sex due to being a vegetarian

Ronnie: Did you go down on her?

Kyle: No, man, dont you remember I'm a veganlingus. Plus im incredibly homosexual.

by 730 san fran January 21, 2009

las vegas

Some shit town where if you're under 21, you get to do nothing.

KJ got shanked in Vegas because he's under 21 and tried to score in Cheetas . . . fucktard.

by embee February 28, 2005

vegan

vegan: a perosn who chooses to live life differntly and is constantly harrased by meat eaters ... who B***h and complain about vegans being nazis. VEgans are SOMIN'N HOT you can only achieve the greatest point of hotness if u where vegan ! TAKE THAT U UN-HOT MEAT EATERS !!

vegan people have reached the ultimate stage of humanity and hotness.

by Raynasoycandy May 2, 2006

Vegan

Will not eat meat or use any products from animals.

Usually a college hippy or a pompous Hollywood celebrity. They love to point out their diet is so health even though they're 5'11" and weight 100lbs.

They tend to get appalled or preachy if you so much mention that you eat meat.

Vegan - Oh, I'm so glad your not eating meat anymore (sees bag of grain)

Huh?..that bag of grain is bait for deer as it's gun season tomorrow (pumps fist)

by glum68 December 23, 2008

vegan

A vegan is a pot smoking liberal, living in a drug induced fantacy world where eating meat is wrong. To hell with the fact that meat has been eaten since the dawn of time by carnivores of all types. These people are dangerous, and must committed to a mental institution before they ruin the country.

Look, that lion just ate that vegan...how ironic is that?

by everynameitryistaken May 6, 2006