Manchester United

An advertising and merchandise team based in the North-West of England. Their rival is Manchester City but the difference is that Machester City is actually a football team. They spend their profits on ridiculously overpriced players in a football "club". Despite them, however, they are only 6th in the Premier League table (impressive, I must say). Their manager is the second most hated manager in the Premier League (Arsen Wenger as first). They eventually plan to kill football and steal every good player in the world for themselves. After that, they'll attempt world domination and build massive robots of mass destruction and wipe us all out. Goodbye world, it was good while it lasted...

Person A: "I'm quite sure Manchester United is more like a rich store nowadays.."
Manchester United: "Fuck you"

by HalloM8 June 24, 2017

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Manchester United

A football team in England. Currently the most supported team in the world. Anyone who says Liverpool are better are scouse Bastards and should come down to Manchester and fight me.

Manchester United are the best team in the UK

by Alfie Eastwood June 05, 2020

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M-Unit

Mexican Gang. Led by the Dominguez family. Currently Dead after a loss to the Ms-13, Ms-18, and the 18th street gangs.

M-Unit Killed my Parents

by Tookie Williams January 25, 2008

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Shelving Unit

An extraordinarily large pair of breasts. So much so, that they have ascended beyond the point of simply being a "rack", and have in fact raised to the level of a "shelving unit."

Often used as a way of expressing the sheer monstrous volume of fat contained within the Mammory Glands of a Homosapien (Human) Female.

Guy #1: Man, check out the shelving unit on that!
Guy #2: I bet you could even rest your elbows on them to light your smoke.
Guy #1: My dream girl.

by Edward Fitzgerald December 22, 2010

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