An upright land dwelling omnivore and primate. Habitats varied climates, utilizes tools, and sucks a lot of cocks.
by Montana Welter December 23, 2019
Get the Pool Championmug. One who jumps on counters and tells people to shut the fuck up . He is often found at work hard on a creek bank .
by Willie whopper March 11, 2020
Get the Jeff Poolemug. Joe Biden said the phrase "new world order" but it's more likely a Pool's Razor situation not a conspiracy.
by Tantris Oakblood March 22, 2022
Get the Pool's Razormug. When you’re so incompetent at your job and fuck up so unfathomably every single time, yet you somehow manage to deflect ownership of your mistakes and blame the customer, and attempt to extort them out of money.
Jesus dude, you just ran the red light and killed all those pedestrians.
They shouldn’t have walked across the road.
That’s very Crown Pools and Spas of you.
They shouldn’t have walked across the road.
That’s very Crown Pools and Spas of you.
by BernardandJennaSmith March 13, 2023
Get the Crown Pools and Spasmug. by Thrillsoda December 8, 2020
Get the Pool partymug. a party including wet hooligans that create mischief after evening hours. This may include; public sex, TP-ing peoples houses, inappropriate displays of affection and or rape, and showing everyone your hairy, wet, butt hole.
by ejaculation, monster, baby July 20, 2017
Get the hooligan's pool partymug. Pool Boy - A man who dresses like a boy who hangs out at a pool 7 days a week. Typically wears 5" bright color shorts and long T shirts. Also typically grows a goatee, similar to David Spade except gayer.
Do you see that David Spade looking idiot? He’s been wearing those gay ass shorts all week thinking that he’s gonna get laid. What a Pool Boy…
by HARRY PETER #39 June 19, 2024
Get the Pool Boymug.