crack weed

An urban legend. Dealers always tell stories to sell their crappy weed.
silly drug user:"I've got that famous crack weed today. It was also dipped into LSD and alloyed with radioactive opium!"
intelligent drug user:"Do you really believe your dealer's stories? *rofl*
by MetalWarrior March 09, 2006
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crack weed

Slang term for an expensive and particularly potent strain of marijuana sold in Upper-Manhattan which alludes to the fact that regular smokers of it will soon find that they're unable to achieve a satisfying high from other, less-potent varieties.
The strain is also called "pepperhead" (for its distinct pepper-like aroma) or "the haze" (for its frosted appearence).
Man, that haze is the crack weed; I can't even get off swag any more!
by ckrespo May 12, 2006
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Weed Whacker

A term used to describe a rice bucket Honda or other riced out import.

May be easily identified by an exhaust sounding like a gas powered weed eater or chainsaw.
Damn, that riced out Honda sounds like a weed wahcker!

Man, check out that weed whacker!
by Pimp Masta J December 18, 2004
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Weed Willy

When somone wets their finger like a regular wet willy but dips it in some busted up weed and sticks it in someones ear while screaming "WEED WILLY!", leading to little bits of weed inside their ear and them getting mad about it more so than a regular wet willy.
Weed Willy!!! Fuck I hate when you weed willy my ear.
by MontyDelmonte July 22, 2010
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fuck weed

1. A bullshit plant that takes you off your game/ the right path to success.
2. A drug for dumb ass people who wanna seem/ look cool.
Johnny smoked some fuck weed yesterday and didn't handle his business.
by fuck weed January 11, 2022
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Weed Dream

A weed dream is a thing that your high brain makes. Many researchers believe that dreaming is the ultimate way to figure out if your body is making you higher than the sky. Lots of weed everyday.
Yah man, totally in a weed dream right now.
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omnipotent weed

Marijuana with God-like feelings of being everywhere at once.
Joe Shmoe: "Dude this is some killer omnipotent weed!"

Justin Case: "Really?"

Joe Shmoe: "Yeah man, it's like im many different places all at once."

Justin Case: "That's heavy man."
by smokymcpot3687 February 25, 2010
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