Beard on tash with a little bit of mash

I assume derived from "chinny chin chin". To point out something said is a lie. A version of the saying for teenagers.

"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".

All sayings must include a chin stroke.

Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.

Liar - "Alright mush, last night I smashed 20 birds"

Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"

by Clatyn April 19, 2024

once wi bits

One portion of Fish and Chips (F'nerks in Huddersfield or in Leeds Fish'n'Nerks) with (wi') crispy little scraps of batter that drip into the cooking oil (the bits).

I'll 'ave once wi bits and a can o' D&B please love.

by Squalamoucho February 23, 2014

bit gang

one of the best gangs of all time, which will always be alive even tho its dead now

"bit gang is so cool", "bit gang=best gang"

by zukoua November 24, 2021

Bit Ballsy Ain't We

Having Extremely Large Balls But you Dont have Cancer.

Friend 1:Hey Guys Lets Play Chicken.
Friend 2:Bit Ballsy Ain't we now.
Friend 1:So you in or not?

by ARKed Elements November 18, 2020

Two-bit Mathews

Hottest character from the Outsider's. He has ultimate unspoken rizz.

gigachad two-bit mathews stan: bros absolutely stunning

by simpforyouuu December 2, 2022

Wombly Bits

Vernacular phrase for male genitalia

"That guy's girlfriend lopped off his wombly bits."

by B. Blizzard June 24, 2021

a lot a bit

a word gabby says to say to people that like kiwis

gabby said to henry you are a lot a bit of work

by being_classified_is_cool!!!!ur December 7, 2022