sweater tits

Very hairy breasts.

I can't go out tonight, I gotta get my sweater tits waxed...they're getting out of control.

by Sweatertitz December 25, 2016

Flippin Tits

1. An espression of measure of one's anger

2. verb; to describe one's state of wrath towards others

So this asshole, right, was like pullin his meat in the middle of this test, so I was all like, "knock it off, i gotta concentrate!"
Then he was like " bite me!"
So I told this fool "pop off!"
Then like this teacher bitch said I was cheatin or something and failed me.

Then this kid skeets on my sneeks!

I was so pissed, i was flippin tits the rest of the week.

by lovemussell March 26, 2009

muscular tits

when girls(usually cheerleaders or dancers) have boobs that look like pecks, only rounder.

courtney henderson muscular tits

by the one and only boob master69 December 9, 2013

tit nibler

A man, or women who enjoys nibbling on tits

Yo don't be a tit nibler to Sam

by ballernipples June 14, 2010

tit-scan

A name you call someone who is completely incompetent and ridiculous, and idiotic. You are in essence calling someone a mammogram, which is also ridiculous. This is a term that can be used very often, in many situations.

In addition to being an insult, it can also be used as a friendly greeting among buddies or co-workers.

This term will give your friends a good laugh if used with sincerity, as in the examples below.

Tit-scan may also be modified to:
tit-scanner (noun)
tit-scanned (past tense verb)
tit-scanning (being verb)

"Shut up you lil' tit-scan!!!"

"You are such a lil' tit-scan!"

"Hey tit-scan! Let's go to lunch and hold hands."

"Yeah, I dumped him, he was such a tit-scan."

"You tit-scanning butt-face! Get out of here!"

"Your Uncle Roy's new wife is such a tit-scanner. Get her outa the family tree quick."

"Stop tit-scanning and get your head back in the game."

"She totally tit-scanned you my friend."

by oshkoshgetoverit March 12, 2009

tit slam

to fuck strait on into the chest plate, with your erect meat, much to the suprise of the unsuspecting girl; with the goal of knocking the wind out of the lovely lady

yo i just threw a tit slam and it was great

by tit slamer January 17, 2009

titting about

Messing around, not getting anything done. Typically used in place of "procrastinating".

"I haven't got anything to do today. I guess I'll just be titting about on the Internet."

"Quit titting about and get some fucking work done."

by Fuqmin April 28, 2014