That one background person that can be socially awkward, yet is nice, funny, smart, and possibly sexy. Often never plays mainstream sports (i.e. football, baseball, soccer, basketball, etc,). common interests include gaming, nerf guns, WWII, and star wars. has a wide range of friends such as gamers, nerds, athletes, and the other socially awkward people (including girls). Sometimes wishes to be called Matthias for no reason.
by DRGWRR315 June 3, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. Momentous Matthew will be because his ardent torrid tenderheart.
Matthews jacket, though hilarious and essentric, looks warm.
Matthews jacket, though hilarious and essentric, looks warm.
by luckystar7778 April 8, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. A Dave Matthews is when one enjoys drinking a beverage of human urine. This procedure was popularized by the musician of the same name, who enjoys the taste of urine on stage during performances.
If you're ever in a survival situation, or just need a refreshing beverage, drink a "Dave Matthews".
by afernandez December 12, 2007
Get the Dave Matthewsmug. A boy that doesnt give a damn of my bff’s feelings Has A big attitud. The size of a chair and has mental problems and Acts latino
by Sharlyn rivera May 21, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. The homie, da boy, Matthew is always there to help a Gianni be a good boi he can command his army of monkey people like Achilles, Nicolas and the bois where the common Santiago will always suck up to him. This guy is dope and always date a Matthew also Matthew if you’re seeing this right now you owe me 2.46 in money 💴
Look it’s Matthew watch as the common Santiago tries to mate with the Matthew by showing him memes it worked! The Matthew has shown comical enjoyment bye exhaling his breath.
by Mr pipi November 7, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew/Matt/Mat/Mattie/ He is a very autistic person and can be found deep down in the depths of downtown.. He sucks at everything and he can die lol hes a poop.
by Matthew Rachao October 23, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew is a typical ugly person. Who tried to be hot, but always fails he is pretty big on size. Matthew’s play different variety of sports, but tend to not be any good at American Football. Matthews like to sit on their ass all day and play games that have a lot of cringe or are very old like Fortnite. Matthew tends to be very very dumb, and the typical one always have a dumb friend that is Russian. Matthew is a bad name and don’t name your kids it.
Matthew is dumb
by Smart Guy222 November 9, 2018
Get the Matthewmug.